Radio ads

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1. “The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act has allocated $27 billion for highway and bridge construction projects. Until then, to navigate the bad roads, buy a Land Rover”.

2. “Looking for a good investment vehicle in these tough economic times? Look no further than the 2009 Range Rover Sport”.

3. “Friends, it gets gloomy in September because Summer is coming to an end. To cheer you up, we are offering 1.5 gallon icecream, any flavor just $4.99. To overcome the guilt of eating icecream, we are offering tender, juicy, boneless chicken breast, just $1.99 a pound.”

4. “abc criminal services. We can help your criminal records disappear. Stop paying the lawyers. Call 800-xxxx-xxx”.

5. “To succeed in the corporate world, you need ilities. Like ability, adaptability, capability… The only MBA program that helps you attain all these is …”

6. “Lady gaga and Kanye west”.

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5 Responses to “Radio ads”

  1. Grammar Nazi Says:

    Urgh; I’m sorry. I must have visited the wrong blog. I came looking for the dude who writes about booze. :(

  2. Alan Smithee Says:

    Sorry ba. Actually, last night some three of us sat together to work on a presentation and it turned out to be a “booze and bitching-about-colleagues” session… Orre tamashaa pochu. Today we have to present the shit that we created last night.

  3. Arun Says:

    Drinking is a basic necessity to prepare ppts. Agreed.

  4. Grammar Nazi Says:

    So how did the presentation go?

  5. Alan Smithee Says:

    Surgery was successful, but the patient died. The success of the surgery is all that matters.

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