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Tags: quality of life, sigh
October 9, 2009 at 06:23
Urgh; I’m sorry. I must have visited the wrong blog. I came looking for the dude who writes about booze.
October 9, 2009 at 13:21
Sorry ba. Actually, last night some three of us sat together to work on a presentation and it turned out to be a “booze and bitching-about-colleagues” session… Orre tamashaa pochu. Today we have to present the shit that we created last night.
October 11, 2009 at 01:11
Drinking is a basic necessity to prepare ppts. Agreed.
October 11, 2009 at 06:19
So how did the presentation go?
October 11, 2009 at 13:18
Surgery was successful, but the patient died. The success of the surgery is all that matters.