Apocalypse

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It is possible that Pakistan has nukes. It is equally possible that terrorists are after that and will get them in 2-3 years. The nukes, if stolen will end up in the trunk of a decrepit land rover and reappear in Jerusalem a month later. Pakistan authorities, whomever they are, will keep reassuring the world that the nukes are safe. It is reasonable to assume that driving from Islamabad via Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Syria and Lebanon into Israel is not that difficult. Interestingly, the Mayan calendar predicts a new world order in 2012. In that post-apocalyptic world, this blog will be outlawed.

However there is hope. A ritual snip in a strategic location and developing a taste for beef will ensure one becomes a member of the polygynous club with flexible divorce laws and gets a portion of oil wealth.

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